Hash #736 Beaulieu St Georges
This was a hash that had it all!! A great trail with confusion from the words ON ON !!! You know you are in for a good hash when you start with a false trail. From then on it got worse once we reached the top there were FRB's announcing that there was no other way but to go back down the way we came. Now under normal circumstances that would be OK but I was helping a petrified virgin and she had great difficulty getting up that route. This announcement by the FRB's was not what I or the virgin wanted to hear. As a hare Troy did well with great confusion. There must have been about 30 hashers lost on the top of the mountain. At least the view was nice. In the end we found the correct trail and got back much to the relief of the lady virgin who for the first time managed a smile. Back to base and quite a few bits of business to attend to. First up two birthdays and then some naming ceremonies. It was pointed out to me that "Tarzan" and " Jane" did not have there paper work so that was handed out. Then we had " Brain Damaged" who lived up to his name two weeks ago when he tripped and fell on a tree stump. He needed more stitches but he lives to tell the tale and he was upgraded yesterday to "Brain Dead". Now one of the reasons Troy asked to put a hash on was to raise money to enable him to enter the Iron Man race in Miami. With this in mind you would think that he would have enough food and drink for all but alas if he thought he had the hashers proved him wrong and we bust the bar. Despite this thanks Troy for a great job.
Next week is the French Hash. Yes it is Bastille day and as usual the FSB's will be out in force. The history of the French hash says that it always brings trouble so be warned. We are gusts of Cabier Lodge at Crochu in St. Davids. to listen to the French celebrating with a surprise for them!!!!
Just a thought, as we bust the bar yesterday, if Troy has not got enough money for his full airfare he could get to SAN JUAN and then swim from there. It would be good practice and he would save money.
I'm off to see if Murray can win Wimbledon, enjoy your week ON ON